January 2012
December 2011
“You blow up one sun, and everyone expects you to walk on water…huh. Next up,...”
– Carter, SG1, “reckoning” s08e17 (via whatssamiwatching)
Mum: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: CAN YOU GET ME CLOSE ENOUGH TO MATT SMITH SO I CAN TRULY SEE WHETHER HIS EYEBROWS EXIST OR NOT? IN FACT COULD I HAVE SEX WITH DAVID TENNANT AND MATT SMITH AT THE SAME TIME? IN THE TARDIS? CAN I GET AN INVITATION LETTER FROM HOGWARTS? CAN I GET AN INVITATION LETTER TO HAVE SEX WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE? CAN I HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE ADAPTATIONS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES? COULD YOU DECAPITATE DAVID YATES' HEAD FOR ME? COULD I HAVE MOFFAT'S BRAIN IN A JAR? COULD I HAVE A PORNO WITH JUST MULTIPLE ARTHUR DARVILLS? COULD I HAVE KAREN GILLAN'S FACE AND HAIR AND EVERYTHING? CAN I HAVE A CLONE OF EMMA WATSON? WHILE YOU'RE ON IT PUT HER IN MY BED WITH THE OTHERS. AND WHILE YOU'RE ON WATSONS CAN YOU BRIBE JOHN AND SHERLOCK INTO HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER? ALSO SEX WITH NATHAN FILLION WOULD BE NICE. I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SEX WITH THE SUPERNATURAL CAST TOO. OH AND CAN SAM AND DEAN JUST HAVE INCEST SEX ALREADY? OH AND SHOVE CAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM. ALSO CAN YOU PLEASE FIND SUE FROM CATERING AND CONGRATULATE HER FOR ME?
Mum: what
Me: I said Just Dance 3.
